Patrick was here...

fatsexybitch:

running-batty:

bibiana112:

sasukeologist:

I love when Tumblr has random funny bullshit videos without any description like this and I just have to trust either that my mutuals wouldn’t put unfunny things on my dash or that I’ve made good decisions on who to follow

Sharing the original video because nothing could prepare me for the offical sketch the police department sent.

NGL that is WAY funnier than Sasuke

To be fair, the guy looks really sketchy.

wilwheaton:

svdog:

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Everyone say hello to Marie. She’s here to do some really important work.

ann-decart:

doubleca5t:

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you promise?

likes charge reblogs cast

syntactition:

catasters:

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[small gasp] the phantom

cryoverkiltmilk:

cookingwithroxy:

foone:

roguetelemetry:

packder:

crypticauthour:

Even Weird Al has had that™ experience with Tony Hawk

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Tony Hawk IS Forrest Gump

So I looked up why and how this happened, and it turns out Weird Al hired a company called Birdhouse Skateboards to provide some “skate/punk” extras for the video. Birdhouse Skateboards is a company started by Tony Hawk, so not only did Weird Al end up putting Tony Hawk in his video without realizing it, he actually hired Tony Hawk’s company without realizing it! And then Tony Hawk just decided to go along as one of the extras himself.

BTW, he’d already won like 40 contests already, some of them international skateboarding contests. So it’s not like Weird Al cast some unknown skateboarder who ended up becoming World Famous Skateboarder, he was already well known and was running his own Skateboarding company.

Think of it this way. This wasn’t ‘Weird Al got Tony Hawk to be in his video’, this was ‘Tony Hawk found a way to be in a Weird Al Video.’

The chance that Tony Hawk has infiltrated your location or piece of media is low

BUT NEVER ZERO.

cipheramnesia:

sometransgal:

sometransgal:

Taking suggestions on how to appear more like a man hating lesbian because cis men need to stop trying to chat me up asap…

Or at least tips on how to get a weird dude to stop talking to you….

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disease:

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“LA CLAIRVOYANCE”
RENÉ MAGRITTE // 1936
[oil on canvas | 21 ¼ × 25 9/16"]

Aging filter c. 1936.